Funny Hangover 2 Quotes by Zach Galifianakis

The Hangover character Alan is played by the actor Zach Galifianakis. He is by far one of the funniest things in both the first Hangover movie and "The Hangover Part II".

Funny Questions by Zach Galifianakis

Alan: "I've been meaning to ask someone: I noticed this is a fishing village. Is there a Long John Silver's on the island?" Zach Galifianakis asks this question after they have arrived in Thailand for Stu and Lauren's wedding.

Alan: "I don't get it; is this a magic show?" This quote is said after seeing that the people at a club they thought were women actually have a penis.

Alan: "I'm sorry, but I am so confused -- " This Hangover 2 movie line is a continuation of the quote before, a few seconds later as they are leaving the club where Stu had unknowingly had sex with a man.

Funny Monkey Movie Lines

Alan: "God, I never get to keep no monkey!" Said after Zach Galifianakis has to give over a monkey to a gang of Russians.

Alan: "First the monkey, now my hat. How much worse can this day get?" Said after Zach Galifianakis is ordered to give his hat to a man named Kingsley (Paul Giammati). This was partly funny because it is said after worse events, like Phil (Bradley Cooper) being shot.

Alan: "They shot the monkey! I'm at my wits end!" As this Hangover 2 quote suggests, it was said after the monkey had been shot during a high speed car chase.

Alan: "I'm going to miss you monkey. I wish monkey could Skype. Maybe one day." One of the sweeter moments in the Hangover 2 is between Zach Galifianakis and the monkey.

Random Hangover 2 Quotes

Alan: "That was my dad. I'm a stay-at-home son."

Alan: "K as in knife." This quote didn't get many laughs from The Hangover 2 audience, but it's somewhat funny considering knife has the sound of the letter N rather than the sound normally associated with the letter K.

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Quotes Source: The Hangover Part II movie written by Craig Mazin, Scot Armstrong, and Todd Phillips.