Funny Hangover Part II Quotes by Alan

Funny-man Zach Galifianakis plays the character Alan in "The Hangover Part II". The character is just as great in the sequel as the first Hangover movie because you just never know what is going to come out of his mouth. The following funny quotes are evidence of that:

Alan: "None of you knows Stu like I do. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not nobody knows Stu like I do. No one. I can't even tell you what we've been through because we made a pact more important than blood. What I can tell you is this: This is not Stu's first marriage. There was a whore in Las Vegas a couple of years ago -- " These Hangover Part II movie lines were part of Zach Galifianakis' funny wedding toast to Stu (Ed Helms) and Lauren (Jamie Chung).

Alan: "What?! It's a bag of Fanta?!" Zach Galifianakis said this while drinking from a large plastic bag of red soda, after Stu (Ed Helms) complains that all they've done is buy him hats and sodas.

Alan: "Check it out, he has a Chinese boner. -- When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language." These two Zach Galifianakis movie lines refer to a scene where he puts something in the silent monk's pants to make it look as if he has a boner. Then, a little monkey they are traveling with, comes over and starts to nibble on it. One of the more perverted moments in The Hangover Part II, but funny.

Alan: "What is this, a P.F. Chang's?" Asked when they arrive at a beautiful meditation garden.

Alan: "Actually, Phil, that would be cheating. Isn't that right, Grand Wizard?" Zach Galifianakis said this to a monk after Phil (Bradley Cooper) suggests that another monk who's taken a vow of silence write down what happened.

Alan: "Wow, that's so real -- " This movie line refers to a gun. It's said right before a funny moment where he accidentally shoots off the gun while picking it up.

Source: The Hangover Part II written by Craig Mazin, Scot Armstrong, and Todd Phillips.