Funny Love Quotes

Valentine's Day is celebrated every February 14 and is a big event for some people. They like to pull out all the stops and celebrate with elaborate dinners, gifts, cards. That said, there is nothing like the spoken word or an interesting quote to share on this very special day to celebrate love and friendship for family and friends everywhere. Take several favorite quotes and print them out and frame them or write one in a Valentine's Day Greeting Card and send to a loved one. Or you might prefer printing the quote on a t-shirt or mug and distributing to loved ones. These are just a few ideas on ways to use the quotes. I'm sure most could think of several more clever ways to share these funny and inspirational quotes.

Funny Love Quotes by Women

"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"
Lily Tomlin

"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
Rita Rudner

"Love is a game that two can play and both win. "
Eva Gabor

"Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended."
Cher

"I never loved another person the way I loved myself."
Mae West

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
Ingrid Bergman

"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."
Alicia Barnhart

"The Eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"
Margaret Atwood

"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry."
Anonymous

Funny Love Quotes by Men

"Love is a grave mental disease."
Plato

"I"m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it."
Garry Shandling

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.""
Albert Einstein

"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."
Erich Segal

"Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit."
Peter Ustinov

"I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude."
Henry David Thoreau

Never sign a Valentine with your own name.
Charles Dickens

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
William Shakespeare

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.
M*A*S*H, Hawkeye

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Robert Frost




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