Funny People

Funny people, everywhere
Funny people make me pull out my hair
Funny people, there sure are some
Funny people, cute as a plum
Funny people, don't realize I'm smart
Funny people, bless their heart

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*Well butter my behind and call me toast! I actually have you commenting, whoever you are! If that IS you, and you're "not reading this because you don't even have a computer", then I am seriously wondering how in the WORLD you were reading it when you had told me you've read it before. Let's see, I'm smart, I can figure this one out, easily.
Oh, yes! You have a CELL PHONE! I'm guessing WITH internet or email access on it! And if that is not you, and someone else, then, if you are not reading and don't care, then why in the world is this person even BOTHERING to tell me that you are not reading. I mean, why not just leave me be and let me do what I want, if you don't even care?
You are the funniest man I think I've ever met in my life. And I mean that lovingly. Thank you to you or to whoever that is for giving me a good laugh. Didnt feel good all night, needed a laugh! :) Oh I love you funny people. Now, as for the reason why the comment, if this all IS stressing you out, then you know, you CAN stop reading it any time you want. I know I said I want you to think it's sweet, but I mean, you are under no obligation whatsoever to read it, as I do realize I can not MAKE you or force you to do a deadgum thing. I DO have a right to write it if I want tho. So, you'll just have to decide whether or not you want to keep reading it, your choice, not mine. If you think it's stupid that I write these little notes to you then, fine, whatever, maybe I won't do that so much anymore, and so you don't get stressed out, maybe I won't write SO much about you anymore, I DO write and think about other things besides you, you know.
And honestly, if you think for one second that this is all about me trying to MAKE you love me or MAKE you do something, then, you don't completely understand, which is just sad. That one poem I wrote, about MAKING you do this, MAKING you do that, it wasn't exactly meant literally, you know. But, it DOES make me happy when anything makes you smile or laugh because you look happy, which I like. Whatever, I really haven't meant to stress you out with all this. Anyways, I really DON'T know what else to say about this. Oh well, I love you anyway. And, if you or whoever that is ever wants to comment again, then, please, feel free to, I enjoyed it :) Oh and if you want to know, this was written at 5:50 A.M. ish on April 21st.