Hellena Fart. Anything with the word fart in it, just does not sound appealing. If you had the unfortunate incident to be around someone with gas, and I am sure you have, than you are probably thinking what I am right now. My thoughts on a drink called fart is I would be afraid to open it, let alone drink it.
Pee Cola. Hmm... I think I will pass on that one as well. Although, I have heard drinking pee is good method to keeping up those youthful appearances.
Pocari Sweart. Did they make this with water or sweat? Either way I will think I will pass on this product as well.
Vegepoo. Looks like poo but it is vegemite. I am not sure about anyone else, but I do not think I could eat anything that not only looks like poop, but has it in its name.
Crap's. Crap's is a chocolatey candy bar. Mmmm... Less hope it doesn't taste like crap.
Fanny. I can not tell you what Fanny is, but it does come in a can about the size of a Tuna Can.
Only Pukee. It is hard to say for sure, but I think Only Pukee is snack food. \
Chokini. Death by Chocolate. If you have to go, Chokini is the way to do it. Chocolate chip cookies that look delicious.
If you get a chance, go to food network.com and check out the full list. These product names are funny, and will brighten your day. Please remember, some of them can be offensive. I won't say which ones they are, especially since I did not care for the wording.
On a final note, if anyone has had an opportunity to taste any of these products, I am curious to hear how they actually taste.
Published by Theresa L.
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3 Comments
Post a CommentLOL I love Vegepoo! Great article!
LOL. I thought the same thing.
I would try the Chokini - but I'll probably die and go to heaven! cheers :)