Funny Quotes About Affairs and Cheating

Affairs aren't really a funny matter, but if you have ever been the victim of a girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, or wife who has cheated on you, all you are left to do sometimes is just laugh. Of course, this is after all the crying and plots of revenge, but... Actually these quotes are probably more funny for those lucky people in the world who have never been cheated on by a man or woman.

Funny Quotes about Affairs for Men Who've Cheated or Been Cheated On

For guys who have been cheated on by their wife or girlfriend by someone they know: "My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him." Quote by Henny Youngman.

On divorce: "It was not actually a divorce. I was traded." Said by Tim Conway.

For guys who have cheated or thought about cheating: "You know you're married when you're lying in bed with somebody and you suddenly think, 'Uh oh, I've got to go home, my wife's waiting on me.'" Quote by comedian Jeff Foxworthy.

For guys who were left by their wife or girlfriend: "My wife left me for my best friend. Now I don't have a dog." Quote by comedian Rodney Dangerfield.

On the break-up of a relationship: "My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home and found us in bed together." Said by Lenny Bruce.

On the decision to cheat: "I will not cheat on my wife. Because I love my house." Quote by Chas Elstner.

Funny Quotes about Affairs for Women Who've Been Cheated On

"My boyfriend had no trouble committing... adultery." Said by Wendy Liebman.