Funny Quotes on Autumn and Fall
The Seasons
The subject of Autumn tends to be the funniest in places where they don't really have an Autumn. Here are some funny quotes on that idea and more:
Funny joke on autumn: "A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?" The husband replies, 'Autumn.'"
On October: "Bittersweet October. The mellow, messy, leaf-kicking, perfect pause between the opposing miseries of summer and winter." This quote on Autumn is by Carol Bishop Hipps
On November: "No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees, No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds - November!" This quote is by Thomas Hood.
An English Autumn: "It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life." Quote said by P.D. James.
New York in the Fall: "Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address." I believe this is from Nora Ephron's movie You've Got Mail.
Los Angeles in the Fall: "Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees." This funny quote was said by late night talk show host and comedian David Letterman.
Autumn in L.A.: "Gray Davis demanded Tuesday that ethanol be removed from California gasoline because it pollutes the air. Is he trying to kill business? There's nothing like autumn in Los Angeles when throngs of tourists come to watch the smog change colors." This funny quote was said by comedian Argus Hamilton.
Sources
http://www.quotegarden.com/autumn.html
http://www.egreenway.com/months/autumn.htm
http://www.argushamilton.com/recall.htm
Funny joke on autumn: "A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?" The husband replies, 'Autumn.'"
On October: "Bittersweet October. The mellow, messy, leaf-kicking, perfect pause between the opposing miseries of summer and winter." This quote on Autumn is by Carol Bishop Hipps
On November: "No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees, No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds - November!" This quote is by Thomas Hood.
An English Autumn: "It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life." Quote said by P.D. James.
New York in the Fall: "Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address." I believe this is from Nora Ephron's movie You've Got Mail.
Los Angeles in the Fall: "Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees." This funny quote was said by late night talk show host and comedian David Letterman.
Autumn in L.A.: "Gray Davis demanded Tuesday that ethanol be removed from California gasoline because it pollutes the air. Is he trying to kill business? There's nothing like autumn in Los Angeles when throngs of tourists come to watch the smog change colors." This funny quote was said by comedian Argus Hamilton.
Sources
http://www.quotegarden.com/autumn.html
http://www.egreenway.com/months/autumn.htm
http://www.argushamilton.com/recall.htm
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