Funny Quotes from Cedar Rapids Movie

"Cedar Rapids" is a comedy film starring the funny actor Ed Helms. Ed Helms plays the character of Tim Lippe, an insurance salesman who is sent to Cedar Rapids, Iowa for a convention. Cedar Rapids also co-stars John C. Reilly as Dean, Anne Heche as Joan, Isiah Whitlock Jr. as Ronald, Stephen Root as Bill, and Sigourney Weaver as Macy. (Some of the following quotes have been censored for language).

Funny Cedar Rapids Quotes by Tim (Ed Helms)

Tim (upon seeing his Chevy rental): Ohhh, sweet!

On the phone with his girlfriend Macy, who's asked if he's seen the pool at his hotel: Yeah, it's incredible. There's like palm trees and stuff. The whole place smells like chlorine. It's like I'm in Barbados or somewhere!

Tim to the wall climbing instructor offering him his help: I don't trust people with pony tails.

Tim to Joan who's eating a hot dog in a contest: You're doing really great. And, by the way, you look really good with a wiener in your mouth.

Tim to Macy (on the phone): I just did the whole check-in-rig-a-ma-roo...

Tim: (Gasps)
Macy: What is it Tim?
Tim (about Ronald): There's an Afro-American man standing in my room...
Macy: What's he doing?
Tim: He's smiling at me.

Funny Cedar Rapids Quotes by Bill (Stephen Root)

Bill (to Tim): You were what, 16? And I'm thinking, 'here's a kid who's going to go places', and then somehow, you just didn't.

Funny Cedar Rapids Quotes by Dean (John C. Reilly)

Dean (to Tim) on Dean hugging Ronald: What's the matter, friend, you never seen a chocolate vanilla love sandwich before?

Dean on Tim climbing the wall: Look at him, he's like a spider monkey.

Dean: Who wants to get wasted? Choo-Chooo!

Tim when pressured to order a shot: ...Cream cherry.
Dean: Cream cherry? You're insane. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. This one's weird.

Funny Cedar Rapids Quotes by Ronald (Isiah Whitlock Jr.)

Ronald: Of course I have my guilty pleasures... antiquing...

Ronald (practicing acting like Omar from The Wire): I don't want to go to no dance unless I can rub some t*t*y. This ain't Aruba b*t*h.

Funny Cedar Rapids Quotes by Joan (Anne Heche)

Joan: Ron, Ronald, you look rontastic!

Quotes Source: Cedar Rapids movie written by Phil Johnston.