Funny Quotes from the Dilemma Movie

"The Dilemma" is a 2011 comedy starring Vince Vaughan and Kevin James as best friends. Vince Vaughan's character Ronnie is put in a dilemma when he sees his best friend's wife kissing another man. Kevin James plays Nick and his wife, Geneva, is played by actress Winona Ryder. The movie was written by screenwriter Allan Loeb.

Funny Dilemma Quotes: Red Zone

Vince Vaughan as Ronnie: We're on the five yard line, we've just got to punch it in.
Kevin James as Nick: Twenty five.
Vince Vaughan as Ronnie: What? Are you suggesting that we're not even in the red zone?

Funny Dilemma Quotes: Hellen Keller

Vince Vaughan as Ronnie: I'm going to tell him that he's married to Helen Keller.
Winona Ryder as Geneva: Helen Keller?
Vince Vaughan as Ronnie: Yeah, the girl with all the personalities.
Winona Ryder as Geneva: Cybil.

Funny Dilemma Quotes: Unfaithful Ones

Man: Are you going to be shooting birds?
Ronnie: Yes.
Man: What kind?
Ronnie: Unfaithful ones.

Funny Dilemma Quotes: Robot

Nick: I'm a robot, but I'm not.

Funny Dilemma Quotes: Nuts

Nick: Love can be very filling. Like a big hot fudge sundae. Nuuuuts!
Ronnie: I'm not understanding what you're trying to say to me.

Funny Dilemma Quotes: Blood

Nick: I'm bleeding inside. There's blood where it shouldn't be out of things.

Funny Dilemma Quotes: Speech

Ronnie: Great moments are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here today Nick. That's what you've earned here today. One meeting.
Nick: What are you doing? Are you giving me, really, the Kurt Russell speech from the movie Miracle?
Ronnie: It's applicable to what we're doing. I'm mean it's not like I'm going to come up with something better than that.

Funny Dilemma Quotes: Medication

Ronnie: I'm doing all different kinds of things now with all the nice people.
Nick: Why do you sound like you're on medication?

Funny Dilemma Quotes: Rest of the Day

Nick: Ronnie, can I talk to you for a second?
Ronnie: I was actually going to run up here for about the rest of the day.

Funny Dilemma Quotes: Second Cousins

Vince Vaughan as Ronnie: Who are you?
Grace Rex as Cousin Betty: Cousin Betty.
Ronnie: First?
Grace Rex as Cousin Betty: Second.
Vince Vaughan as Ronnie: Ok, second cousin, just so you now, it's not really even a relative because someone could have sex with their second cousin and the kid would most likely still be normal.