Funny Quotes from Just Go with it Movie

The comedy "Just Go With It" opened this weekend. The movie stars Adam Sandler as a plastic surgeon, Danny, who has a habit of lying to women by saying he's a married man in order to date them without the risk of a commitment. The plan backfires though when a girl (Brooklyn Decker) he actually likes enough to entertain the idea of a commitment finds his fake wedding ring, and this sets off a series of elaborate lies involving his assistant Katherine (Jennifer Aniston) and her two kids Michael and Maggie. The movie Just Go With It was written by Allan Loeb and Timothy Dowling. Critics haven't reviewed the film favorably, but if you are a huge Adam Sandler fan or simply find humor in the following quotes, you'd probably like Just Go With It.

Wedding Ring Quote

(From the Just Go With It movie scene where Palmer finds a wedding ring in Danny's pants pocket.)

Brooklyn Decker as Palmer: What's this?

Adam Sandler as Danny: Uh, a circle.

Random Funny Lines by Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston as Katherine: Oh gosh, I forgot, you're fifteen.

Jennifer Aniston as Katherine: I'm just happy to hear this thing-a-ding can still ring-a-ding.

Funny Pee-Pee Quote

(A kid is tripped and falls into Danny; the way Adam Sandler delivers his line was funny in the movie)

Aaron Zachary Philips as Kid: He put his pee-pee on my face!

Adam Sandler as Danny: He put his face on my pee-pee!

Funny Good News Quote

(In the movie, the character Danny has to kill off his fake children somehow)

Adam Sandler as Danny: Can you act professional until I kill you off in a train accident?

Griffin Gluck as Michael: I thought it was a car accident?

Danny: ... you're going to be dead soon, that's the good news.

Funny Accent Quote

(Actress Bailee Madison's "ello" for "hello" is just cute)

Bailee Madison as Maggie: Can I do an accent? ...Ello!

Adam Sandler as Danny: No.

Funny Marriage Quote

(This scene doesn't translate too well on paper, but in the context of Just Go With It, it was funny how they delivered their lines at the same time)

Man: How long were you two married?

Katherine: 10 years / Danny: Eight years.

Katherine: Eight / Danny: 10 years.

Katherine and Danny: Very long time.