Funny Quotes from Love and Other Drugs Movie

Love and Other Drugs is a romantic comedy starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway. The plot revolves around Jake Gyllenhaal as Jamie Randall, a pharmaceutical salesman and playboy, who falls for a free-spirited girl (Anne Hathaway as Maggie) he meets at a doctor's office. Also co-starring in the movie is Oliver Platt as Bruce, and Josh Gad as Josh Randall.

Funny Love and Other Drugs Quote on how to meet a girl

Jamie Randall: Hey Lisa!

Bruce: Her name's not Lisa.

Jamie Randall: I know, I know. But if every time I say 'hey Lisa', eventually she'll come up to me and say 'my name's not Lisa, it's Jennifer or whatever' and then I'll do a big apology and I'll say, 'I thought you were the Lisa who's mad at me for not calling, and then from then on, Jennifer or whatever her name is will think I dated a girl who looked just like her who I rejected and she'll develop this unconscious need to win my approval, from then on it's cake...

Bruce: Damn...

Funny Love and Other Drugs Quote on pharmaceutical sales

Bruce: Pharmaceutical sales is a lot like dating. They want you to take them to dinner and expect nothing.

Funny Love and Other Drugs Quote on getting kicked out

Jamie: Why'd she kick you out?

Josh: I don't know Jamie. She said I was addicted to internet porn.

Jamie: Are you?

Josh: Of course I am. Isn't everybody?

Funny Love and Other Drugs Quote on self-esteem

Josh: My self-esteem would prefer that you not have a bigger penis than me.

Funny Love and Other Drugs Quote on the backseat of a Porsche

Josh: No normal human being could fit in this backseat. I'd literally be more comfortable in the back of a Hot Wheels right now. I've lost all feeling in my legs.

Funny Love and Other Drugs Quote on being 'curious'

'Lisa': She's Thai. And I'm Thai-curious. She's Jamie-curious. And so am I...

Quote Sources: Love and Other Drugs movie written by Charles Randolph, Edward Zwick, and Marshall Herskovitz. (Based on the book "Hard Sell: The Evolution of a Viagra Salesman" by Jamie Redy.)