Funny She's Out of My League Quotes

She's Out of My League is a funny movie about a boy, Kirk, who starts going out with a girl, Molly, who everyone thinks is a ten while he is just a so-called five. Jay Baruchel stars as Kirk and Alice Eve stars as Molly. The following are a few of the funniest quotes from the movie.

Funny She's Out of My League Quotes by Kirk

Kirk: Marnie, I know we agreed to take some time off. And I think that was a great idea... It gave us both a chance to experiment if you will, and meet all sorts of new and interesting and different people. You did quite a bit more experimenting than I did. A lot more experimenting. You are like a scientist... with beakers... But obviously I'm cool with that because the thing is I think we're stronger as a result. But here's the thing Marnie, it's been two years and that's a lot of time off, and I'm ready for some time ON...

Funny She's Out of My League Quotes by Stainer

Stainer: She kissed you? She, with her actual mouth, kissed you? On purpose?
Devon: I'm happy for you Kirky.
Stainer: I'm not. I'm really nervous. It's like the universe is out of tilt. One of us is going to die.

Stainer: I warn you, I will go darkside, ok? I will rip out your hair, I'll bite your chin off, and I will stab you in the eyes with confiscated scissors...

Random Funny She's Out of My League Quotes

Tina: Christ on a corn dog...

Marnie: I love you-
Kirk: Marnie, I love you too-
Marnie: Let me finish... I love you like I love... TV. I love you like I love pizza.

Jack: You're a moodle... A man poodle.

Movie Quotes source: She's Out of My League movie written by Sean Anders and John Morris.