Funny, Stupid & Bizarre Comments Left on My Articles #1

I was reading a recent article of mine when the idea came to me of writing an article about a lot of the weird, bizarre, funny and just plain sick comments that have been left on my articles. So, here are some of my most memorable comments on my articles. I 'll start with the most recent and work my way back. I will list the name of the article and then the comment or comments left that I feel are the worst! I am copying an pasting the comment so the quotes by these individuals will be accurate!

ABC's Cougar Town; Older Women Portrayed as Desperate, Horny, Sluts-

Pepito: "The author of this review is angry that she is old and ugly. And that all the career success in the world won't fill in the emptiness from being an ugly girl that men don't pay attention to."

Pepito was directed to community counseling, and offered a translation of what the name Pepito means!

Does Pornography Hurt Women?

Alana: "you people believe in 'sexual correctness' the censorship of sex. get over yourselves your just jealous."

Alana was assured of her anger issues, and the possible career choice of her future daughter!

How Passive People Control Others-

Cjd: "Good article, however it would be much easier to read if you used correct grammar. I see that for you "there", "their", and "they're" are all interchangeable."

Cjd was directed to my articles on perfectionsitic people!

Men In Uniform; Why are They So Sexy?

are you for real?: "so... 1. a man in uniform is not professional? how literal and wrong and frankly insulting to us soldiers of rank and firemen is that? you like us with an obvious fetish for our sense of power and then insult us? we are proud to be professional and you have just insulted all armed forces how the hell are you a "counselor" when all you write are generalities of a teen age level? bogus"

He was told he had a reading comprehension problem, as well as told that if he had a sense of power as a military professional, he was in the wrong business, as he is there to serve and protect, not to be IN POWER!

Everybody Loves A Doormat & People Pleaser-

John Flint: "this is why you like "bad boys" "

I thanked him for his free advice and stupid comment!

Men With A Crude sense of Humor-

Eric: "Dearest Hannah, Get a life girl..... Alright so ya don't have a sense of humor.... So doctor Demento ans Dr. Dirty ans Dam Kinnison are not your style...... Have ya ever seen how many women go see them and laugh their ..... off? Who are you to speak for all women? You somehow act as if you have sat down with all the other women in the world had a cup of coffee and talked it over. Mellissa thanx for the psycological profile for all of us, and to think without ever even having to meet us. You are really gifted. Let me submit this possibility to you..... you are an uptight idiot with no sense of humor and because you do not understand someones ability to have such a good sense of humor you put them down. Maybe some guys tell their jokes to impress women, then again maybe some women bake their cookies to impress men.... and we think that is silly...... I like to hear and tell "offcolor" jokes why? cuz their funny!!!!!! Sit down with a Sam Kinnison tape someday..... wh"

I said I would get a life, if he got some help! Then I assured him there were plenty of other offensive people in the world to keep him happy for a lifetime!

Women Who Dominate Men-

Veronica: "get real girl...there are many couple who enjoy D/s relationship- where both partners agree to be a certain way...and are healthy, well balanced individuals. You are not talking about a D/s relationship, you are talking about abuse- and this is not what domination is about. You should not judge what you do not understand".

I explained that I was NOT talking about sex, and reminded her the definition of sexual deviation!

Anal-Retentive Spell Checkers-

Tracy Wallach: "Very nice article, but you spelled 'shutter' wrong. I believe it is spelled 'shudder'. Sorry, but I couldn't help but correct you...."

I thanked her for proving my point!

When Your Teen Daughter Dresses Too Sexy-

Anonymous: "haha, so the Salvation Army children can dress sexy? Btw, you make it sound like this applies to everyone. There is a lot of strict, orderly parenting going on nowadays as well"

I reminded her that their are good parents, and several times that this is Not what the article is about! Another one with a reading comprehension problem!

Single Women Who Sleep With married Men:

"i was pursued by the married man and it is strictly sexual...we work together and like each other, but I have no desire for anything more than that...the sex is great and the secrecy is exciting...anyone who would want a relationship with a cheater is a fool - how could he be trusted???"

I reminded this woman that she was the fool, because she was sleeping with a cheater!

Okay, since that last comment was the most ridiculous, I will end it here. But don't forget to look for #2 coming soon! The further I go back, the worst they get! Please fell free to leave stupid, bizarre, dumb, irritating, obnoxious comments, as this will give me another article to write. I can always use fresh material!

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