Funny Traffic Light Quotes from the TV Show

Traffic Light is a new sitcom about a group of friends balancing their love lives with their friendships. The TV show is not outrageously funny, but the cast as a whole provides enough laughs to make it work. The cast includes David Denman as Mike, Liza Lapira as Lisa who plays Mikes wife on the show, Franklin Nelson as Adam, Aya Cash as Callie who plays Adam's girlfriend, and Kris Marshall as Ethan who is single on the show. The following are some of the more funny quotes from the episodes which have aired so far.

Funny Traffic Light Quotes by Mike (actor David Denman)

Mike (on what Adam should get his girlfriend): Bath salts, bath salts show you care.

Funny Traffic Light Quotes by Lisa (actress Liza Lapira)

Actress Liza Lapira doesn't necessarily have the funniest lines, but she delivers her lines with a lot of personality which adds humor to the scenes.

Mike: Bring it!
Lisa: Oh, it's been brung.

Lisa (on phone): Oh, I gotta go. Mike's doing this thing where he's out of the shower and he's nude and he's doing a - haha yes, exactly... exactly, I don't know, he thinks it's funny. (to Mike: it's totally funny). So, yeah I gotta - alright, I'll talk to you later, bye.
Mike: That is hilarious.
Lisa: It is hilarious. And sexy.

Lisa (about Ethan's ex, Alexa): We were an awesome game night team. We shared a charade's mind.

Funny Traffic Light Quotes by Adam (actor Nelson Franklin)

Actor Nelson Franklin plays his character in an enduring way that is equally humorous.

Adam (on moving in with Callie): It's like we're on a big forever date.

Adam (after being stopped by the same traffic cop): Hi, officer, are you following me?

Funny Traffic Light Quotes by Callie (actress Aya Cash)

Callie (on Adam losing the stuffed dog he'd won for her): This is an omen. ...Ok, you laugh but on my mother's wedding day she saw a bird eating another bird's carcass and that is why her first marriage ended in divorce.
Adam: Didn't she get a divorce because she had an affair?
Callie: Yeah because of the birds!

Funny Traffic Light Quotes by Ethan (actor Kris Marshall)

Ethan (to girlfriend Sherry who is breaking up with him): No, I can, I can, I can commit. ...I mean, for short bursts of time followed by long stretches of freedom, is that alright?

Sources:

Episode One, Pilot. Original air date: Feb. 8, 2011.

Episode Two, En Fuego. Original air date: Feb. 15, 2011.