"The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic."
Henry Ward Beecher
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I might malign a young canine,
For dim design and wimpy whine.
Though kids may yell and deem him swell,
He's yet unmanaged; we can tell.
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In sheer delight, my dear, I'd dance,
And give the pup a second chance,
If he'd be trained, not just restrained,
And all our floorings be unstained.
Published by Linda Ann Nickerson - Featured Contributor in Lifestyle and Sports
Linda Ann Nickerson brings decades of reporting and a globally minded Midwestern perspective to a host of topics, balancing human interest with history, hard facts and often humor. View profile
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12 Comments
Post a CommentLOL- poor Linda! I know how hard it is to clean up after pups. Don't ever wanna do that again. Cute poem :)
I love puppies and doggies!
LOL - I can relate.
so cute! I love your title, but it is quite the tongue twister -- just try to say it three times fast, hehe.
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LOVED THIS.... excellent~~~~
Ha! This brings back memories....
I had the worst dog and I kept her hoping "she would get better". I trained her rigorously. We did all kinds of things trying to help her. Finally I gave up. Loved your poem and it captured the essence of the dog.
cute
you are a poet par excellence and the thoughts evoked their simple yet deep, loved it!