G RATED LIMERICKS: Politics, Religion and Cows
Politicians spend us into obscurity and then ....
Those folks who insist they are great-
[their proof is of minimum weight]
want to prove they are hot,
but we well know they are not
cuz we have been packin' their weight.
Those folks who insist they are great-
[their proof is of minimum weight]
want to prove they are hot,
but we well know they are not
cuz we have been packin' their weight.
Surely 2008 has been a tough year for many, but there is reliable help for the taking...
That old devil sells envy and fear.
There's no good stuff he wants us to hear.
But looking at Jesus,
the devil can't squeeze us;
so we're all gonna have a great year!
We place huge reliance on cows - my favorite animal
Here's a limerick that glorifies cows
that Abraham had too many to house.
In the Bible they're first,
and their milk queches thirst.
So, Dear ladies, please do take a bow.
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