G RATED LIMERICKS About Tae Kwon Do

Tae Kwon Do for Fun and Good Health

Sir Oldman
Even now at age 80 - thats eighty! - this
martial art is a very important ingredient
in the recreation and health areas of my life.

I get pleasure from teaching a child
although some of the brats drive me wild.
To get their attention
makes me want my pension.
For they're not always tender and mild.

Yes, I notice jump spin kicks - impressive!
But the kihop is much more expressive.
There's a major concern
that you watch as you turn.
Because breaking the mirror is excessive.

Tae Kwon Do is so joyful for me
that I hope it is likewise for thee.
So good for one's health
and won't hurt your wealth.
Its supreme martial arts "tivitee"!

Published by Sir Oldman

Professional manager still operating multiple businesses at age 81 and having a great time! My latest venture is leading the daily exercise program at a home for victims of altzheimers disease.  View profile

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