Gag Gifts for Dog Lovers

I would never have guessed that dog poop products are a popular gag gift. However, after finding countless sites on the internet selling such things, I have concluded that these kinds of products are indeed all the rage. Upon further reflection, it makes perfect sense. From the moment they are born, children (and especially little boys) are obsessed with poop. How else to explain that one of the most popular children's books in print today is the very concise but funny title, "Everyone Poops." Well, yes we do, and apparently we like graphic renditions of all sorts of animals doing the deed.

If you know a dog lover who is difficult to buy for because they seem to already have everything, a dog poop present might just be the way to go. Here are some gag gifts for dog lovers that feature the almighty poop.

Dog Poop Calendar

"Monthly Doos" is a spoof of scenic calendars that's apparently become a classic. It's offered on Amazon by "Watch Your Step Productions" which is funny enough. But wait, there's more! Each month features "tastefully photographed" dog doo along with fun facts, jokes and photos of the illustrious hounds that produced the mounds. The product description on a previous year's Monthly Doos calendar said: "As long as people demand an alternative to angels, babies and swimsuits, we'll continue to pump out the brown stuff." Seriously though - would anyone really put pictures of dog poop on their wall?

Pooping Dog Products

Poopingdog.com claims to be the " #2 dog site on the Web!" I don't exactly know how they determined this and have no way to verify their claim. But if you want a gag gift for a dog lover (specifically, a product that features an amusing image of a pooping dog) they have plenty to pick from. You'll find Pooping Dog coffee mugs, golf balls, t-shirts, mouse pads, stickers, tote bags and a whole lot more.

Doggie Butt Covers

These ingenious things were created for owners who don't want to look at their pets' unsightly backside. "Rear Gear" is basically a whimsical placard that ties around the dog's tail to cover his you-know-what. Designs include hearts, flowers, smiley faces, disco balls and dice for $6 each, or custom-made for $20. This begs the question though: why are people looking at their dog's butt in the first place?

Fake Dog Poop

Dog doo comes in all sizes and shapes (who knew?) and there is even Spray Poop in a can. Aside from the regular looking "classic" piles of dog poop, there is Middle Finger Fake Poop (just what it says), Dollar Sign Fake Poop, and Smiley Face Fake Poop ("Have a Nice Doo"). The Peace Sign Fake Dog Poop comes in a package that says "Make Doo Not War." And last but certainly not least, there is Heart Shaped Fake Poo called "I Love You Doo" (because dog poop is the surest way to a lover's heart, uh-huh).

Dog Poop Holiday Ornament

This glittering white poo-shaped figurine comes on a festive satin ribbon. It's the perfect gift for a dog lover, because nothing says "Christmas" quite like dog poop hanging from the holiday tree!

Poop Freeze

This is technically not marketed as a gag gift for dog lovers, but I'm including it because after reading about this product it's hard not to laugh. Poop Freeze is a stool-solidifying spray that claims to freeze-dry the "droppings" so they're easier to pick up. Just "frost and toss!" Reviews are mixed, with the main drawback said to be the need to spray both sides of the poo.

So, the next time you find yourself searching high and low for a gift that only a dog lover could appreciate, remember these suggestions. Poo-related gag gifts are sure to get a laugh, as long as you give them to people who have a sense of humor.

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