Gay Barbarian Savagely Ravages Pier 1 Imports Store for Not Having the "Friggen Pink Loveseat" He Wanted

San Francisco, CA--Late Thursday afternoon, around 5:30pm, a gay barbarian brute stormed into Pier 1 Imports at the corner of Stanyan St and Geary Boulevard, demanded to see the store manager and then flew into a violent rage after he was told that the store didn't have the "friggen pink loveseat" he wanted.

"It was as if the uneducated and possibly Satan-worshipping gay barbarian was physically bonded to this pink loveseat he wanted--so much so the was overcome with personal despair upon realizing he couldn't have it," said Dr. Bruce Mozartman from the Hogwash School of Pseudoscientific Bitchcraft.

The gay barbarian was identified by police as Michael Bachmann, 55, an extremely flamboyant homosexual who was hoping on being ushered into the June 23^rd Gay Pride Parade on a pink loveseat.

"He grew so disparaged from his fruitless search that he had to act out violently," Dr. Bruce remarked. "Sadly, that's what happens when men willingly chose to dance funny, have a high-pitched voice and be gay."