George Bush '" Comedian or President
The Words of Bush
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment."
"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here."
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right."
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
"The future will be better tomorrow."
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."
"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end."
People don't have to agree whether George Bush was a great President, but he really missed his calling as a comedian.
Published by Martin Kloess
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Post a CommentGood articler. LOL.
i think he is neigher.....i think bumbling idiot would describe him perfectly
Oh yes, real treasures here. He was once trying to say Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, and boy, did he mess it up. I started to put it in the review I did of the band, but opted to not put it in the article. good article