George Wilkins Ate the Last Whopper

The well known Burger King advertisement that states they are no longer serving "whoppers" has elicited a bit of excitement among whopper aficionados. Fear of the non-production of whoppers in the future has spawned a rise of in the number of "whoppernolongerphobia" sufferers, a new psychiatric ailment recognized by the distinguished faculty of the American Psychiatrists Association Research Team (APART) that categorizes those suffering as experiencing a fear of being separated from their "whoppers". This often causes a comatose state among sufferers as they contemplate the loss of no longer being able to experience one of life's most pleasurable palate experiences.

This ailment appears to be taking a toll on members of the truck driving community more than any other single group, although there are many individual Americans that are suffering. George Wilkins, alleged to be a working "big rig" driver is generally credited with eating the last whopper, prior to the surprise announcement by Burger King. Lulu, his side kick and assistant driver is also alleged to have partaken of that last whopper.

TruckerToTrucker.com, a trucking industry sales leader, when hearing of the Burger King announcement immediately mobilized their staff to identify the individual that might have digested the last whopper prior to the identification of the rise of the debilitating "whoppernolongerphobia". An exhaustive search revealed that in all likelihood it was George Wilkins who made a late night stop on a coast to coast run.

The Trucker to Trucker news team, previously absorbed in posting articles and information targeted to members of the trucking community, captured the effect of "whoppernolongerphobia" upon George Wilkins and Lulu. When welcomed home after a long trip, George was informed of the Burger King pronouncement and immediately collapsed. While Lulu, his riding companion did not quickly fade, she sure appeared affected by the news.

The documentary is in the resources section.