George Wilkins Got a New Job

George Wilkins the literary trucker that is alleged to have eaten the last BK whopper has taken up part time employment as the spokesperson for TruckerToTrucker.com. He's kinda like the Jared Fogle guy of Subway sandwich fame. He gets paid in BK "whoppers" and promotes the TruckerToTrucker site so that folks can take advantage of the TruckerToTrucker network when they have a need to buy or sell a truck or improve their life by purchasing products from the trucker store.

George is fascinated by the fact that he has already garnered some fame as his name is now on the first page of "google". It's not like some famous politician or celebrity, but it is interesting how one can crack through the walls of Internet power, simply by consuming a whopper. One has to wonder if there is some hidden power in a whopper or perhaps it doesn't mean anything at all. George is inclined to believe the latter, but you never know - perhaps someday he might grace the pages of some trucker magazine, get paid real money by the TruckerToTrucker.com folks or perhaps just fade back into the obscurity that his life's work has claimed to date.

Anyway George Wilkins was thinking about thinking and discovered the following questions that have caused him to ponder.

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover is he lucky?

We all know the past influences the future, but how does the future influence the present?

Why is it that a donut does not contain any nuts?

If people drank from a square coffee cups would it change the shape of our mouths?

Will TruckerToTrucker.com ever begin paying George Wilkins real money?