Get Disgustingly Rich Overnight
We're Talking Obscene Cash Here
No way, Jose, you say, but nay!
I'm here to pass on the secret, because... Oh, who cares about my reasons? What you want to know are WHAT ARE THE THREE SIMPLE STEPS?
ARE YOU READY?
HERE IT COMES!
SERIOUSLY!
OR, HUMOROUSLY IF YOU LIKE!
HAVE IT YOUR WAY!
HERE ARE THE THREE SIMPLE STEPS!
(THIS IS SO EXCITING, ISN'T IT?)
STEP ONE:
First, collect a great deal of money. The phrase "vast sums" is perfectly applicable here. Done that? Okay! Great! We're moving on to step two! Are you breathless?
STEP TWO:
Simplicity itself! Take the vast sums we've discussed in step one, and... (Are you primed? Are you stoked? Are you squealing with excitement? Well, get ready to make some major pig noises, because here it is!)
INVEST IT WELL!
I know, it seems so easy, once you know the secret! But wait there's more!
STEP THREE:
Two words - Loan. Sharking.
THERE IT IS! ALL YOU'LL EVER NEED TO KNOW TO BECOME DISGUSTINGLY RICH!
Now, go, hit the streets, get disgusting already!
I love you knuckleheads! Really! Come back when you want to know how to get:
DISGUSTING AMOUNTS OF SEX! FREE!
Published by Dennis Dale
I've sold a feature film script, a few television pilots, and a TV movie. I'm a produced playwright, an ex-cop, and a recovering stand up comedian. I've toured two continents as an actor and just completed... View profile
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8 Comments
Post a CommentWow...I just got it..
I think the " chocolate luv " thing is over.
Sex free? Does that mean that you have been paying for it? Oh no that's right you got your chocolate luv, very below par, but take what you can get I guess.
Step One: Am I breathless? I would be if Dennis gave it to me good and hard as I know he can. Too bad he isn't having much practice anymore, cause he's hot in bed.
Nope, you're wrong, Den has a girlfriend, she's just not attractive, doesn't put out anymore and is a complete manipulator. He's always been a super co-dependent wimp though, so he isn't gonna stand up for himself. After being a lothario for so long before, I guess he gets what he deserves with her. It sucks when you lower your standards with women on a whim instead of going after the type of girl you really want, but he has to live with the consequences of what he chose. The word " ugly " comes to mind here. Bummer.
What Dennis masterfully points out in this fine article is that he surely cannot tell you where to find any money, since he has failed to make any real money himself. In addition to that self deprecating info, he also points out to the reader that he could not possibly steer you to any free sex as he can't get much in the way of sex for himself, so how could he tell anyone else how to score chicks? In his witty style he has given away that he is low on cash and hard up for a f*ck too. What he doesn't tell you is that it's hard to keep chicks when you are a lying cheating user, and so of course he's sexless. Whose going to stay around a conniving average looking broke guy when they can get it somewhere else? Nicely written D.,especially since writing must of taken time away from jacking off.
haha ur stupid!
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money is the motivation. no money, no motivation.