Get Revenge on an Evil Boss

Evil bosses seem to reign in almost any job field. They seem to lack any human qualities and give the impression that their sole purpose in life is to make their employees' lives miserable. Take heart that there are things that you can do to get even with that evil boss of yours.

Revenge is a very sweet thing and if done right can be very rewarding. Yet you can revel in your delight while making that evil boss know what it feels like to be toyed with. Some revenge tactics will only be appropriate if you are leaving your current employment, other can be done while still working there. But keep in mind that you may end up fired. So only try these if you don't care to loss that job.

Phone Calls:

This works if your boss is married and is the opposite sex. WARNING: You will probably cause martial problems for your boss. But hey you boss is a jerk so who cares right?

Make sure to block your number when calling or use a friend's phone. You can even use payphones through out your town/city. Call your boss's house using you sexy voice when his/her spouse answers and say something like" Oh I am sorry I was looking for ( use your boss's first name) . I must have the wrong number." Then hang up.

Now this may take several phone calls be for your boss's spouse becomes suspicious and makes your boss suffer. But keep it up eventually his/her life will become as miserable as he/she has made yours. After all wouldn't you become suspicious if some one of the opposite sex kept calling your spouse.

Also if your boss happens to answer the phone just hand up without saying a word.

Send flowers to yourself:

If you are leaving your place of employment, send flowers to yourself on your last day. Make a big show over receiving them and read the card out loud. Make sure everyone can hear you reading the card. Then in front of everyone say something to your boss about how sweet the gesture ways.

Make sure to make the card say something loving. An example," I just wanted to send you these flowers on your last day. I hope you know how much I love you and I will miss having you working here." Or anything along those lines.

How do you think you boss will feel when all you co-works thinks that he/she had the hots for you.

Mail sexy photos:

This only works if your boss is married and you are no longer working there. WARNINGThis may cause martial problems. But again your boss is a jerk and made your life miserable, so who cares.

Take or have someone you trust take some real sexy pictures of you. Take multiple pictures in various sexy poses. Go all nude or as close as you feel comfortable going. Then mail them or place them in your ex-boss's mail box. Try to aim these to were their spouse gets the envelope and has time to open it.

Make sure to put something on the envelope that will tempt their spouse to open it. I say draw hearts on the envelope, place perfume or cologne on the envelope or write something loving on it.

Enclose a note to your ex-boss saying something that would indicate that your boss was the one that was with you and took the pictures of you. This should send the spouse on a rampage and cause your boss some real trouble. If nothing else your boss will be left with some explaining to do.

I know the above sound so drastic but remember this is revenge and revenge is so sweet. So go forth and make that evil boss very miserable.