Getting to the Bottom of Things
Starring in the bedroom mirror
Shocked by what it depicts in the glass reflection
Visions of a unique version of Cindy Crawford gone
Replaced with a Hall of Mirrors horror story
That's only tells one side of this depressing tale
Hiding under the covers to avoid the gigantic mirror
Searching for some personal inspiration to get out of bed
Queen preached the praises of girls with large derrieres
Giving girls with curves a reason to break out the Cheesecake
And shake what God along with their natural genes gave them
Time to shrug off the cruel tape messing judgment of Weight Watchers
Tearing up the pictures of Kate Moss, Kate Middleton and all skinny girls
Replacing them with images of Adele and Jennifer Lopez instead
Burning the skinny jeans and wearing the curvy Lees that flatter every inch
Putting on some Beyonce tunes to get the good old behind in gear
For an extended booty shaking marathon that won't let up until Sunday night
Just like the Weekend Warriors intended it.
Shocked by what it depicts in the glass reflection
Visions of a unique version of Cindy Crawford gone
Replaced with a Hall of Mirrors horror story
That's only tells one side of this depressing tale
Hiding under the covers to avoid the gigantic mirror
Searching for some personal inspiration to get out of bed
Queen preached the praises of girls with large derrieres
Giving girls with curves a reason to break out the Cheesecake
And shake what God along with their natural genes gave them
Time to shrug off the cruel tape messing judgment of Weight Watchers
Tearing up the pictures of Kate Moss, Kate Middleton and all skinny girls
Replacing them with images of Adele and Jennifer Lopez instead
Burning the skinny jeans and wearing the curvy Lees that flatter every inch
Putting on some Beyonce tunes to get the good old behind in gear
For an extended booty shaking marathon that won't let up until Sunday night
Just like the Weekend Warriors intended it.
Published by Heather Dekin
I am a college graduate who has been writing since I was twelve. Over the years, I experimented in different areas of writing. Though each experience, I learned to decide what was right for me as a writer an... View profile
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