Getting Worked Up

I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. Or does it? Has anyone actually done real scientific study to figure out of this hypothesis is true? Can a human being made of rubber really re-project insults towards a human made of glue? These are questions I ask myself. Judge me not.

I am also curious about why the government has not seen fit to mine the silver lining in our clouds. There's silver in every single cloud in the country and yet somehow we owe China a pant-load of money. Is it just that China has more clouds in their skies than we do? How can we let another country top us in cloud-silver mining? That just wouldn't fly under Presidents Eisenhower or Ford. Clearly Obama is in big trouble there.

I'm also upset over it being 2011 and we still don't have a real word that rhymes with orange. What the Hell are scientists working on if not finding a legitimate word that rhymes with orange. The closest they've come is "borange" and that shows a real lack of effort. "B" is the second letter in the alphabet! They need to start thinking outside the box. Maybe they should invent a word and its definition, and just make sure it rhymes with orange. What are we paying the science community for?

Something else that's stuck in my craw is the color green. I mean, really? Green? That's just so zborange of it, don't you think? I do think. So that's at least one vote in favor of being against the color green.