Girl Vampire Limerick (a True Story)

Paul Rance
Paul Rance, Yahoo! Contributor Network
Apr 12, 2009 "Share your voice on Yahoo! websites. Start Here."
When I was a sweet boy of 15,

I was incredibly lean and clean,

Then a girl bit my neck,

And so I ran like heck,

To then look at some mags which weren't teen...

Published by Paul Rance

Paul Rance is the co-founder, with Andrew Bruce, of small UK publishing company, Peace & Freedom Press, which began publishing in 1985. Paul founded the booksmusicfilmstv.com website in 2005.  View profile

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  • Bonnie Stanford4/14/2009

    So that's how it started?!

  • Christine Bruness4/13/2009

    Hee, hee, hee!

  • Charles Odom4/12/2009

    Ah, youth!

  • Danielle "L"4/12/2009

    Freaky!

  • Maria Roth4/12/2009

    So are you a vampire now?

  • Tiadora Anderson4/12/2009

    Memories....

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