Glenn Beck Confers with President Mikhail Saakashvili

Glenn Beck this week, without any preconditions, sat down to have a frank conversation with Georgian President Mikhail Saakashvili. I say there were no preconditions because it was obvious that neither Glenn Beck, nor his people had even informed President Saakashvili that they would even have to break for commercials.

In his talk with Glenn Beck, President Saakashvili came across as a very earnest, concerned and down to earth kind of guy. To me President Saakashvili comes across as the kind of guy that Vladimir Putin of Russia would eat for breakfast. I guess you could say that I felt great sorrow for the Georgian President and his fledgling Democracy. When asked by Glenn Beck why the American people should feel the need to come to the aid of the Georgian Republic, President Saakashvili gave a plain, passionate explanation of just what the country of Georgia is. Georgia is a small democratic country that has thrown off the chains of socialist oppression, embraced the ideals of democracy and eliminated the Soviet style corruption that was once prevalent. Now the Russian bear is waging war, trying to reclaim old territory.

Listening to Glenn's interview of President Saakashvili on the radio and watching the interview on CNN, I could tell that one of the big questions for Glenn Beck is, "Why should we get involved with this entangling alliance?" Glenn obviously felt compassion, but the question all leaders face in this situation. "Is this something my country should become involved in?"

Meanwhile, back at the Kremlin, a different story is being told. I'm sure Glenn will love this one. Apparently Russia's media has reverted back to the Soviet style of operation. On Vesti FM, the Russian state radio station, it was announced that the "conflict" in Georgia, between Russia and Georgia, is really part of a conspiracy orchestrated by Dick Cheney. I'm sure that everyone at the Glenn Beck show as well as the White House and the rest of America, will get a laugh out of that one. The official Russian explanation on why their Army has crossed the border into Georgia and has been bombing every Georgian city and killing Georgian citizens is actually a conspiracy being run by the nefarious Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney. Funny, they did not mention Karl Rove, he must be way back in the shadows.

Glenn Beck save us. I could never imagine a man of Glenn Beck's integrity orchestrating a conspiracy such as this.

So the official story out of the Kremlin is......V.P Dick Cheney, in an effort to promote John McCain's chance to become President of the United States, moved the Russian Army out of Russia and into Georgia and started a war. Of course, the Russians claim that Georgia fired the first shot, never mind that it would be a lot harder for a Georgian to shoot a Russian if the Russian was sitting in his living room back home in Russia, watching tv. Who would have figured that you have to actually be there to be physically involved? Anyway, the Russians believe that the American people view Barack Obama as weak in the ways of war mongering and John McCain as strong. So McCain will beat Obama if we, the United States, become involved in another war. Way to go Mr. Cheney!

I can now understand that my conspiracy to get Glenn Beck elected as President of the United States will be an uphill battle. To think that I, J. Michael Warner, will have to compete in the arena of conspiracies with the likes of Dick Cheney and Vladimir Putin, come to think of it.....Hillary's still lurking in the shadows..... Making Glenn Beck the President of the United States will be like making a mountain out of a mole hill, yet it is a task worthy of undertaking.