Global Warming Advocates Need Not Come to the South

If you did not already know, the Southeastern portion of the United States is experiencing the second coming of the Ice Age. The temperature in most of these states is currently -47 degrees celsius. Based on the previous statement, let me issue a warning. If you believe in global warming do not come anywhere near the Southeastern portion of the United States of America. Simply the words, global warming, could incite mob activity. I am neither a global warming supporter or detractor. All I know is that right now is not the time for global warming supporters to bring their viewpoints to the South. As I have already mentioned, I truly believe that if somebody came to Arkansas, Tennessee, or list any state in the Southeast you want here, and started sounding off about global warming and how it is harming are country they would either be tarred and feathered, hung upside down from a tree, have fastballs thrown at them from every MLB prospect in the region, held under a dripping faucet for 345 hours, have footballs thrown at them from the second string quarterback who cannot hit a moving target to save his life but can throw 120mph at a target that is sitting still with perfect accuracy, did I already mentioned tarred and feathered. I say it jokingly but I can honestly see the headlines in a few days, "Global Warming Advocates Injured in Florida." For President Obama's safety, I am just glad the climate conference is not going on at Copenhagen right now. I can see him arriving back on Air Force One and being greeted by thousands of people, some who previously believed in global warming, and tens of thousands of snow balls headed in his direction.