Gobble, Gobble, Turkey-Head Bobble
Gobble, gobble
Turkey head bobble.
Stuff your face
While standing in place.
Pre-dinner snacks
Can give you a heart attack.
Drink your wine
Makes you feel fine.
Dinner conversation
Over the problems of our nation
Turns to drunken slurs
The holiday becomes a blur.
Pass out at 6 in the evening
Got to be up for a Black Friday beating.
Back home to eat the leftovers
While nursing a hangover.
Isn't turkey day great?
Despite all the crap you ate.
Can wait 'til next year
In the meantime, I'll take another beer.
Published by Sonya Simpkins
In my freetime, I like to hang out with my dog Scout, watch a good movie or have a few beers with friends. View profile
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Post a CommentHey... I don't remember you being at my family Thanksgiving dinner! Too funny! I can so relate. Now I feel like having a beer instead of this lousy green tea! Happy Thanksgiving! :)
Ha, love this!