God Completes the Ultimate House Band

Well, the ambiguity of some of this list actually getting into heaven is, well ambiguous. Les Paul dies at age ninety-six, a few weeks after Micheal Jackson. Coincidence, probably. If you could get anyone from anytime to be in your house band, who would you choose? Would you choose Mozart, John Lennon, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jimi Hendrix, Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly, Duane Allman, Bob Marley, Marvin Gaye, Robert Johnson, Kurt Cobain, Jim Croce, Roy Orbison, Elvis, Bethoven or Randy Rhoads?

Some say that Robert Johnson sold his soul at the crossroads for fame. Well, I guess that if God wanted you for a house band, he could grant immunity to anyone he wanted. I am no longer sure if I believe in God or not. One day I look at the world and say, "Only God could create such a world!" Other days I look at humanity and say, "if there is a God, why would he create such a mess as humanity!" I forget who said it, but someone once said that "There is nothing more vile and filled with heresy like a human!" I am paraphrasing of course.

I thought I was going somewhere with this article when I started. Something along the lines of "another great joins the band." Who knows, they could all be in Satan's house band. Funny thing about that is this, most of the people who say they don't believe in God, usually believe in the Devil. How can you believe in one and not the other? If you research conspiracy theories, which I have. You will find that the people who rule this world belong to the bohemian grove, a quasi devil worshiping (supposedly) cult in California.

Most of those same people belong to the Bilderberger Group. A group so secret that few have heard of it. Interesting how the most powerful people from each country are able to meet every year without drawing the attention of the press. Simply amazing. Maybe Randy Rhoads and Robert Johnson play for them every year. Maybe John, Stevie and Jimi play back-up. And maybe, just maybe Micheal Jackson will host this year.

Well, I have taken a perfectly legitimate topic and twisted it into something completely insane. Proof that if there is a God, he has a wicked since of humor......