Great Jumping the Broom Quotes from the Movie
Starring Paula Patton, Laz Alonso, Loretta Devine, Angela Bassett
"Jumping the Broom" is a funny movie about an "uptown" family whose daughter is marrying a man from a "downtown" family. The movie mostly takes place around what happens when the two families come together for their wedding. The film stars Paula Patton, Laz Alonso, Angela Bassett, and Loretta Devine. The following are some great quotes from the comedy:
Jumping the Broom Quotes by Angela Bassett (Mrs. Watson)
Mrs. Watson: You don't know? Sabrina, your father and I have invested over half a million dollars in your education -- communicate!
Jumping the Broom Quotes by Paula Patton (Sabrina)
Sabrina (after hugging Pam): I'm sorry, I just didn't think a handshake expressed the moment, you know?!
Sabrina: You guys have to be so thirsty, huh. We have bellinis. I hope you like bellinis.
Pam (said at the same time Jason is saying 'yes she does'): Ah, bellinis. What in they hell are they?
Jumping the Broom Quotes by Loretta Devine (Pam)
Mrs. Watson: Well, may I say you've certainly raised a wonderful man.
Pam: Well thank you, he is wonderful. I wish I could say the same about you and your daughter.
Pam: She talking about how she gonna be taking him to China. China! My Jason don't like nothin' sweet and sour.
Random Jumping the Broom Movie Quotes
Willie Earl: I mean, I know you don't got your private parts out around all this good food?! And second of all, do you have any kind of relationship with some Vaseline lotion or anything? Your knees look like you've been praying in (some chicken flour.)
Malcolm: Jason, don't listen to nobody who says words like "squash".
Willie Earl (about Mrs. Watson): Rich and fine. . . .Fine as a glass of wine.
Sabrina: . . .Reverend James, Jason was sent to me. He's my soul mate.
Rev. James: Ah, that's so sweet. But even a soul mate can really test you.
Blythe: I'm a hermaphrodite.
Malcolm: I don't care what your religion is.
Ricky: You know you're going to get into some trouble.
Malcolm: Shut up, look at your shirt.
Pam: What?
Willie Earl: She gonna hit you in the head with a computer, I heard that.
Quotes Source: Jumping the Broom movie written by Elizabeth Hunter and Arlene Gibbs.
Jumping the Broom Quotes by Angela Bassett (Mrs. Watson)
Mrs. Watson: You don't know? Sabrina, your father and I have invested over half a million dollars in your education -- communicate!
Jumping the Broom Quotes by Paula Patton (Sabrina)
Sabrina (after hugging Pam): I'm sorry, I just didn't think a handshake expressed the moment, you know?!
Sabrina: You guys have to be so thirsty, huh. We have bellinis. I hope you like bellinis.
Pam (said at the same time Jason is saying 'yes she does'): Ah, bellinis. What in they hell are they?
Jumping the Broom Quotes by Loretta Devine (Pam)
Mrs. Watson: Well, may I say you've certainly raised a wonderful man.
Pam: Well thank you, he is wonderful. I wish I could say the same about you and your daughter.
Pam: She talking about how she gonna be taking him to China. China! My Jason don't like nothin' sweet and sour.
Random Jumping the Broom Movie Quotes
Willie Earl: I mean, I know you don't got your private parts out around all this good food?! And second of all, do you have any kind of relationship with some Vaseline lotion or anything? Your knees look like you've been praying in (some chicken flour.)
Malcolm: Jason, don't listen to nobody who says words like "squash".
Willie Earl (about Mrs. Watson): Rich and fine. . . .Fine as a glass of wine.
Sabrina: . . .Reverend James, Jason was sent to me. He's my soul mate.
Rev. James: Ah, that's so sweet. But even a soul mate can really test you.
Blythe: I'm a hermaphrodite.
Malcolm: I don't care what your religion is.
Ricky: You know you're going to get into some trouble.
Malcolm: Shut up, look at your shirt.
Pam: What?
Willie Earl: She gonna hit you in the head with a computer, I heard that.
Quotes Source: Jumping the Broom movie written by Elizabeth Hunter and Arlene Gibbs.
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