Great Letters to Juliet Quotes

"Letters to Juliet" is a romantic comedy about a girl, Sophie, who goes to Italy on a pre-honeymoon and ends up trying to track down an old love of a woman whose letter to Juliet she answered. The movie stars Amanda Seyfried as Sophie, Vanessa Redgrave as Claire, and Christopher Egan as Charlie. Gael Garcia Bernal also co-stars as Sophie's fiancé Victor. The movie is a little slow moving, but it does have a few funny and romantic moments as shown by these quotes provided:

Funny Letters to Juliet Quotes

Victor: I wish I was a little mouse living in your cheese stable!

A Juliet Secretary (reading from a letter): Is there anything worse than a man?
Another Juliet Secretary: Yes, two of them.

Lorenzo 1: I curse that woman. I curse her eyes. I curse her teeth. I curse her mustache.

Claire: Charlie doesn't approve which makes this all the more fun.

Funny Letters to Juliet Quotes by actor Christopher Egan

Actor Christopher Egan helps provide the movie with much of the humor.

Charlie: I honestly think that she has no interest in meeting a woman that can manage to jam "oh my God" and "awesome" into the same sentence.

Charlie: What's so romantic about eating in the dirt?

Charlie: It's over! Done! We found Nemo!

Charlie: Did "Miss awesome for real" just use "caveat emptor"?

Charlie: Well bad luck, eh? All hope lost, and he rides in on a white horse at the last moment. No one will believe it.

Great Letters to Juliet Quotes on Love & Life

Sophie: I'm sorry, I didn't know true loved had an expiration date.

Claire: Life is the messy bits.

Lorenzo: This morning I went riding as an old man and I came back as a teenager...

Lorenzo: When we are speaking about love, it's never too late.

Charlie: Why is it I feel like a schoolboy on Sunday? Tomorrow's almost here and I don't want to go.

Letters to Juliet Quotes between Amanda Seyfried and Christopher Egan

The banter between Amanda Seyfried and Christopher Egan in the movie was spot on.

Sophie: I want to meet her. Like, meet Claire.
Charlie: And I want to play for Manchester United but I'm (sh*t) at football.

Sophie: I'm a perfectionist.
Charlie: (You know that's just another way to say you're chicken)

Charlie: You live in New York which is highly overrated-
Sophie: Pardon me?

Sophie: Happy? Did your grandson just say happy?
Charlie: I said I could have been. Let's not get carried away. I have a reputation to uphold.

Quotes Source: Letters to Juliet written by Jose Rivera and Tim Sullivan. (Note: I tried to be as accurate as possible but being that the quotes are based on memory and I had difficulty hearing some of the dialogue, some errors might exist in the quotes.)