Great Places to Hide Your Money

Great places to hide your cash money......................................

in a Tupperware container,under the bed

in a Maxwell House coffee can

in a cigar box

in the freezer (in a Ziploc bag) under the frozen succotash (talk about cold cash)

in the kitchen cabinet (cigar box optional) , behind all the pots and pans

in a container, of some sort, on top of the kitchen cabinets

in a sock, in the sock drawer

in a file folder, marked "plumbing receipts", in the file cabinet

in a suit jacket, hardly worn, in the hall closet

in an empty Quaker Oats canister in the kitchen cabinet (behind the Gravy Master and Bell's seasoning)

in a large storage box in the closet marked "IRS receipts"

in a box marked "vacation: Grand Canyon photographs"

in the wall safe, behind the portrait of your grandmother when she was young

in the bank