Great Pro Wrestling Quotes: Sing Along with the Rock (and Others)

"Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a bodybuilding contest for best abs ... he'd win for most abs." - Jesse Ventura

"I can't jump high, so I jump from high places." - Cactus Jack

"Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions." - Roddy Piper

"I am the master and you, Hulk Hogan are but the learner. You are but ... the ... learner." - Sid Justice

"That'll make your back crack, your liver quiver and your knees freeze." - Dusty Rhodes

"Balls Mahoney, you don't have to look in the mirror to know that the first letter in ugly is 'U'." - Joel Gertner

"Win if you can, lose if you must but always cheat." - Jesse Ventura

"He's got the look, he's got the size, he's got the rap ... I smell money" - Mark Madden

"I am not a nugget!" - Owen Hart

"Hulk Hogan, you can't do that." - Mister Perfect after swishing a half-court shot .

"I'm a kiss-stealin,' wheelin-dealin,' jet-flyin,' limousine ridin' son-of-a-gun." - Ric Flair

"I've wined and dines with kings and queens, and I've slept in alleys eatin' pork and beans." - Dusty Rhodes

"If I were Shawn Michaels, I would piledrive him on the steps. That way you crack his head open and break both of his shoulders. Great amateur move." - Bobby Heenan. "Would you stop!" replied Gorilla Monsoon.

"This goes to all my freaks out there ... Big Poppa Pump is your hook-up. Holla if you hear me!" - Scott Steiner

"I have resolved to wake up an hour earlier each day so I can hate you just a little bit longer." -William Regal

"We snack on danger and dine on death." - Road Warriors

"They don't like us in that locker room, and they don't like us in that locker room. I don't care if we have to get dressed in a broom closet and swing to the ring on a rope" - Jim Cornette about his Midnight Express.

"Thanks for springing for an extra 10 feet of microphone cord, you idiot," - Jim Cornette to me when I was the ring announcer at Ring of Honor's Wrath of the Racket event.

"Everyone wants to know what the Rock thinks about the homeless. Well, as long as they keep their cardboard boxes off The Rock's freshly manicured lawn, everything will be copacetic." - The Rock