Great Quotes by Paris Hilton

Take a look inside the mind of Paris Hilton, by remembering these gems of wisdom flowing from the heiress's own mouth! Here are some great quotes from Paris Hilton...

Thank you, officer. We love the police.
--Paris Hilton

I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes.
--Paris Hilton

It will work. I am a marketing genius.
--Paris Hilton

I'm not like that smart. I like forget stuff all the time.
--Paris Hilton

At parties, everyone always thinks I'm drinking--but actually I rarely drink. I live on energy drinks, basically. I LOVE Vitamin Water. I have cases in my house. I drink energy drinks and Vitamin Water all night. That's how I manage to stay up late and never smudge my makeup or mess up my hair. You can see all these girls leaving a party at the end of the night, and they look terrible because they were too out of it to reapply their makeup or even glance in a mirror. This is a huge mistake. People remember how you look when you leave as much as they remember how you looked when you arrived.
--Paris Hilton

I first wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.
--Paris Hilton

I don't want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn't do anything for that.
--Paris Hilton

I got my eye on you boy, and when I get my eye on something, it's like search and destroy.
--Paris Hilton

Who are you wearing?
--Paris Hilton

Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. If a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.
--Paris Hilton

I'd rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don't. Young girls should know that.
--Paris Hilton

I think it's important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself and everybody's hot.
--Paris Hilton

A lot of women feel it's a man's world. Some people think all you need to do is marry a rich guy, and you don't need to do anything with your life. I would hate that. I don't care whether he has money or he doesn't, because I don't need it, and that's a good feeling that I don't have to worry about that.
--Paris Hilton

This is Earth. Isn't it hot?
--Paris Hilton

I'm judged because of something that an ex-boyfriend did to me. I'm not a slut at all. I've only had a few boyfriends. And I don't even do anything with anyone--it's just the media making stuff up. I'm far less promiscuous than any of my friends.
--Paris Hilton

Not every heiress is famous. Or fun. There are a lot of boring heiresses out there.
--Paris Hilton

I like it, but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.
--Paris Hilton

I don't enjoy going out anymore. It's such a pain. It's everyone saying, 'Let's do a deal! Can I have a picture?' I'm just, like, 'These people are such losers. I can't believe I used to love doing this.'
--Paris Hilton

Barbie is my fashion icon. People think I'm Paris Barbie - and it's a compliment.
--Paris Hilton

It's sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn't do anything.
--Paris Hilton

I'm totally normal. I think it's obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald's or Taco Bell. My parents always taught us to be humble. We're not spoiled.
--Paris Hilton

There is no sin worse in life than being boring--and nothing worse than letting other people tell you what to do. I was one of the few heiresses to walk the runway as a model. A lot of people thought that was shocking. Why did I do it? Was it a desperate cry for attention, like the papers said? Hardly. It's not like I need any more attention. Did I do it for money? Of course not. Modeling doesn't pay that well, anyway, unless you're Gisele or Cindy Crawford, or, like Patti Hansen, you get to marry a rock star. I did it because it was fun.
--Paris Hilton

I don't have sex unless I'm in a relationship. I'm old-fashioned when it comes to that. I really am!
--Paris Hilton

I don't like parties past 2am. Then it's all losers and weirdos.
--Paris Hilton

It hurts that, you know, the media's made me into sort of this like punching bag or cartoon character--they think that I don't have any feelings, and, you know, it hurts like anyone else.
--Paris Hilton

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.
--Paris Hilton

I didn't want to be like all these socialites - they sit at home, and go to the débutante ball, and marry some rich guy and that's it. That's all they do. I wanted to do my own thing so I could buy whatever I want, do whatever I want.
--Paris Hilton

I don't think there's ever been anyone like me that's lasted. And I'm going to keep lasting.
--Paris Hilton

I don't really think, I just walk.
--Paris Hilton

I think I am a good role model.
--Paris Hilton

I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.
--Paris Hilton

Who? Oh yeah, he's like your president? I don't know what he looks like. (talking about Prime Minister Tony Blair)
--Paris Hilton

Someone told me you start liking sex when you hit 30--but we'll see.
--Paris Hilton

I loved her. She was amazing. Her death affected me so much, such a strong and beautiful woman. I just cried for two hours non-stop when I heard she had been killed.
--Paris Hilton (talking about Princess Diana)

The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.
--Paris Hilton

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.
--Paris Hilton

I'm an actress, a brand, a businesswoman. I'm all kinds of stuff.
--Paris Hilton

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.
--Paris Hilton

All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there.
--Paris Hilton

I would never speak to him again after what he did to me. After all the stuff he said about me on Howard Stern? That guy is a joke.
--Paris Hilton (talking about Paris Hilton sex tape co-star Rick Salomon)

I don't care about that tape, it just reminds the world of what they can't have.
--Paris Hilton

Life is too short to blend in.
--Paris Hilton

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde -- like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana -- and right now, I'm that icon.
--Paris Hilton

I turn down perverted things, some sex things. Like a Paris Hilton blow-up doll. They were like, 'They'll sell for $50,000 each, it'll be the real-life you.' And I'm like, 'I really don't want a real-life me with anyone, anywhere. No!
--Paris Hilton

I loved all the Aaron Spelling shows, 'Beverly Hills 90210' and 'Models Inc.' At that time, I had pet rats I was raising and I always named all the baby rats after the characters in the shows.
--Paris Hilton

Wal-mart...do they like make walls there?
--Paris Hilton

When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!
--Paris Hilton

What's a soup kitchen?
--Paris Hilton

They are usually older guys who try to talk to you or women who look like they have had a lot of plastic surgery. They are to avoided at all costs.
--Paris Hilton

What does a flush mean?
--Paris Hilton

I've only done it with, like, a couple of boyfriends. People think I sleep with everyone, but I'm not like that. I like kissing, but that's all I do. I'm not having sex for a year, I've decided. I'll kiss but nothing else.
--Paris Hilton

You need to look like a lady at the Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers will tear you apart. Then again, you aren't really anyone till Joan Rivers tears you apart. So wait until you are someone, then dress like a lady at the Oscars.
--Paris Hilton

The music has a sexy vibe. That's my brand - what people want from me.
--Paris Hilton

I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard. People can't believe how hard I work. I love it. I think it just runs through my veins. My great-grandfather was a bellboy and had a dream to do a hotel chain, so I think I get it from him.
--Paris Hilton

You don't have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will just presume you are one.
--Paris Hilton

People are going to judge me: "Paris Hilton, she uses money to get what she wants." Whatever, I haven't accepted money from my parents since I was 18. I've worked my ass off. I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own, like a hustler.
--Paris Hilton

When I was a kid I had no idea I lived in a mansion. Then I went to a friend's house and I was like - "Oh.".
--Paris Hilton

For the past couple of years I was doing the party thing - going out a lot. But now I've turned 25, I feel I'm an adult.
--Paris Hilton

I'm like an American princess.
--Paris Hilton

I've been in cars trying to get away from speeding paparazzi before and it's horrible, so I can relate to Diana and the problems she had.
--Paris Hilton

Music is something I'm serious about - I've really worked hard on my album.
--Paris Hilton

I've made, like, 200 million dollars in the last year, while J-Lo's only made 150 million dollars.
--Paris Hilton

It's traditional for an heiress to be raised in a sheltered way. No one thinks that's true of me, but it actually was.
--Paris Hilton

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
--Paris Hilton

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
--Paris Hilton

I don't care about that tape, it just reminds the world of what they can't have.
--Paris Hilton

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