Great Thoughts from My Twitter Friends (youlookgreat)

Here are the thoughts of one of my twitter friends. You can red them here and then go and check them at his page (youlookgreat)

Nothing is ever anybody's fault.

Reminds you that nothing is ever anybody's fault.

Life begins at conception; death begins at exactly the same time.

When you always look on the bright side of things, you dramatically increase your risk of going blind.

You can do it!!! As long as "it" is really, really easy.

There's an entire universe within you, which may explain your weight problem.

Death is not the end. It's just the end of you.

Money is only a tool, just as oxygen is only a chemical element.

Marriage is a sacred union between husband and wife and girl from work who maybe will do a three-way if you can get her drunk enough.

Eventually all of humanity's races will blend together into a color the approximate shade of a crappy pair of dockers.

"reality" is just an illusion that is almost indistinguishable from actual reality, which is also terrible.

Violence is never the solution, but it's usually a pretty good stopgap.

Never believe what somebody tells you until you first verify that they are less of an asshole than you.

Just because you learn a life lesson doesn't mean you can't forget it five minutes later.

God loves you but most of the time he thinks you're acting like a fucking idiot.

The road to hell will be closed for repaving.

Reminds you that monsters aren't real, but cannibals are.

When you save a life you save the world. When you save the world, you save all the douchebag's lives.

Each life you touch is another opportunity to cop a feel.

Love conquers all, except for money problems, which conquer love.

Let your spirit run through you like bad mexican food.

No person can take away your dignity, but booze isn't a person.

No problem is so great that it can't be solved with a little denial.

You may never be the person you wanted to be as a kid, but at least you're not the person your parents thought you'd be.

Below the surface you are really a kind, sensitive person. And below that surface, you're the bastard everybody thinks you are.

Treat yourself right today, then have more fun treating yourself wrong tomorrow.

Deep down we are all the same, except for our differences which are considerable.

Source:

http://twitter.com/YouLookGreat