Great New Years Quotes

So, you are attending a New Year's party, standing around with a drink in hand. The New Year bells chime in and you are stuck for words to say. Or perhaps you send an email to friends and family on New Years and are searching for the right words to add. Sure, you want to sound clever, genuine, or amusing. No need to worry. How about something astute or amusing to say concerning New Years? Find New Years Quotes here. Here are a few interesting ways to use the quotes. Use the quotes in a quick text, email, or at a party. Add them to the end of the note or make them the main focus. Select a quote that states exactly what your feelings are concerning the New Year. Add a quote that makes you think or one that brings a smile to the face. Make sure it is a quote that is well remembered.

New Year's Quotes

New Years Eve, where auld acquittance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
Jay Leno

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years Resolution.
Joey Adams

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.
Oprah Wynfrey

A weasel comes to say "Happy New Year" to the chickens.
Chinese Proverb

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Bill Vaughn

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Anon

Each age has deemed the new-born year
The fittest time for festive cheer
Walter Scott

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Oscar Wilde

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
Anon

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.
William Thomas

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P. J. O'Rourke

Use all these wonderful New Years' quotes to impress your friends and family with your snappy wit.