Ground Zero Mosque Fiends Boycott Justin Bieber Over Alleged Park51 Support

Hard Hat, Andy Sullivan Leads the Anti-Bieber Charge!

Adam Michael Luebke
Andy Sullivan, the hero in this piece, is a quasi-famous construction worker and native of Brooklyn. Sullivan has been one of the most vocal opponents to Park51, the mosque and community center being planned to be built near ground zero.

Sullivan is the founder of the 9/11 Hard Hat Pledge, which has organized constructions workers to vow not to work at the mosque site (join the Hard Heads here). You know, boycotting Freedom of Religion, American style. You've probably seen Andy Sullivan on television. He's known for his American flag hard hat and anti-Muslim tough-guy talk. Little known fact: the American flag hard hat is actually Sullivan's head, and not a hat. He's got a hard hat for a head!

Having a hard hat for a head hinders one's ability to think clearly. Sullivan is no exception. He has recently aimed his rhetoric at the irritating Canadian teen pop star, Justin Bieber. Except, Sullivan didn't realize he was hitting back at a hoax.

Sullivan told his children about Bieber's anti-American outlook (well, he's Canadian, after all), and his support for the Park51, planned ground zero mosque, and his kids tore their Bieber posters from their wall. Which should be embarrassing to Sullivan because:

Bieber was said to have been in support of the Park51, planned ground zero mosque, but this admission was only a hoax set up by CelebJihad.com, which is a satirical website that publishes rumors and speculations, as well as fiction. Read the article in Salon by Justin Elliott "Mosque foes launch Bieber boycott" here. It's quite a funny article, I suggest you check it out.

Some people just can't detect satire, nor can they pick up on irony. This is the lesser half of the human species-IQ-wise. They have hard hats for heads.

Because of Andy Sullivan's hard-headedness (what do you expect, American flag hard hats!), there is a Facebook group dedicated to boycotting Justin Bieber and other pro-Park51, planned ground zero mosque celebrity supporters.

My question is, How can I get on this list? I'm in support of Park51 being built near ground zero. I'm in favor of a mosque and community center being built near ground zero. I'm ALL FOR IT! If it's Islamic, I'm on board! If you're a Muslim, I'm your fan! Place me on your boycott list! Please?

'If America Refuses Ground Zero Mosque, it Admits It's Not Free, & Its Iraq Invasion was a Holy War' (read it here)

Check out the Facebook group 'Boycott companies who support the Ground Zero Mosque' here.

Published by Adam Michael Luebke

Adam Michael Luebke is writing a novel titled Parade of Bums, and working on a collection of short fiction stories. He is obsessed with opium, guttural sounds, progressive occultism, and Rudolf Steiner. Mr....  View profile

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  • julian bieber ese e o meu nome mesmo liga pra mim3/21/2011

    liga pra mim o meu nome e julian bieber numero do meu celular;88084110

  • rama devi nina1/6/2011

    :-))

  • Candice L. Collins1/3/2011

    great one! just catching up after the holidays, hope you have a fantastic new year!

  • Diane Z. Ciatto1/3/2011

    Welcome to America!

  • Nolan O'Brian1/2/2011

    The hard hat head is an external indication of a hard heart.

  • Charlotte Kuchinsky1/2/2011

    Weird all the way around if you ask me, which you didn't. Things get so off kilter these days.

  • Pinto1/2/2011

    Haha! Whoo! There is something very funnny about people having hard hats for heads. It has a very organic, earthy feel to the humor. Very basic but it really works. Hard hats for heads. This article is actually very funny in both a subtle and blunt way.

  • Mike Oberg1/1/2011

    It's easy to mislead people that can't think for themselves. I'm not sure I'm in support of Bieber either, but it has nothing to do with him being linked or not with Park51!

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