Haiku Movie Reviews: Part II

Will T.
HARRY POTTER & THE

PRISONER OF AZKABAN

These kids are so old!

Film Four: Harry Potter &

Nursing Home of Death

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS

After reading the book,

I think they ought to call this

One: Friday Night Lite

COACH CARTER

This one has about

As many clichés as an

After school special.

GUESS WHO?

This film has as much

Subtlety as a single

Episode of Punk'd

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

If left up to me,

I would have shortened the name

Just to Dynamite!

DAY AFTER TOMORROW

I recommend that,

You go and see this film the

Day after never.

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