Truly it is a mess
Not been cut for so long
Overgrown and in some distress
It's out of control
Some may say it resembles a mop
Whatever it looks like
It is in serious need of a crop
Previously it would be cut by myself
In those years before, I was quite able
As I get older, my judgement
My eyesight they become a little less stable
Until recently my wife would cut
My hair, keeping it trim and neat
It has grown long while she was away
I could not be seen out in the street
If I ventured outside
I could not go without my hat
That's fine in winter
As it gets warmer I will overheat
I would again cut it myself
But what if I cut it too short
Another piece left too long
Not the sort of thing to leave part done or abort
The way my hair grows now (or doesn't)
Not sure if I created another bald spot too big
Would it be able to recover?
Or would I have to resort to wearing, a wig!
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11 Comments
Post a CommentHa, ha. And what a clever title. I love this poem.
Clever poem!
Thanks for the laugh. This is so cute! :)
Very nice! I saw your interview by Donald Pennington, so I decided to come subscribe to you.
lol...loved this one. i would rather want to age gracefully and no implants for me..
This is a cute poem.
That's cute, but I'll lett you a secret. BALD IS SEXY!! No kidding! Never try to cover it up with a rug. Strut it. It's hot!
Nice to have a laugh today. Thanks!
It's ok for a man to go bald!
Shave it! You'll never go back!