Halloween Costume Ideas for Britney Spears

There is trouble still brewing in her life, but this Halloween Britney Spears can turn things around--at least for one night. Here are a few costumes that may be suitable for Britney this Halloween.

Britney Spears could go as Lindsay Lohan.

For this costume, Britney just has to wear an alcohol monitoring ankle bracelet a la Lindsay Lohan and get a little more serious about rehab. After her appropriately titled new album, "Blackout," is released, the money should come flowing in again and Britney shouldn't have to be concerned about cold hard cash; nevertheless it never hurts to be frugal. Dressing as the rehabilitated Lindsay Lohan would be a cheap and easy costume, and would surprise the friends of both Britney and Lindsay. Playing the part of a rehabilitated Lindsay Lohan, even if just for one night, would also remind Britney what it feels like to have her life under control again. This could be, very literally, a life-saving experience for her.

Britney Spears could go as Martha Stewart.

Yes, it is a stretch. But Halloween costumes are all about stretching the imagination and/or frightening people. I happen to like Martha Stewart but I know many people fear her-- so, Britney Spears going in costume as Martha Stewart would be a win-win situation. If Britney pulled this one off, Martha might even make her a batch of those delicious little Halloween bat cupcakes she has so carefully crafted. By the way, if you haven't seen Martha in her Glampire costume on her website you really should go take a look. I've listed the link in the sources section for this article. Spears in disguise as Stewart on Halloween, with or without the additional Glampire costume, is something few could resist.

Britney could dress up as Dr. Phil and give herself a good talking to.

She has shaved her head before. To look the part of Dr. Phil she just needs to shave the top again, leave the sides there but short, and put on a man's suit.

Then, in order to play the part right, she'd need to sit down on a couch with herself and urge herself back into some kind of counseling program.

Britney Spears could go as Pamela Anderson.

Dressing up as Pamela Anderson would only require some extra padding up front, a well-developed sense of humor, compassion for animals, and the ability to look as graceful as a gazelle while running in a very skimpy swimsuit on the beach. The latter would certainly require sobriety, but I have faith that Britney Spears could do this.