Halloween Jokes

The Mummy was filming a movie about Dracula and Frankenstein. The picture took thirty days to complete. As the film came to its final completion, the Mummy announced, "Well that's a wrap!"

Dracula was shaking. He was thirsty for blood. He was at Old McDonald's farm. The farmer and his wife were gone. They decided to go on vacation. In desperation, Dracula drank some cow's blood. Afterwards, Dracula looked like he was ready to be sick. "That was the worst blood I have ever had," exclaimed Dracula. "It was udderly awful."

Frankenstein was feeling very gloomy. His house had been ransacked. Many of his most precious objects had been stolen. Frankenstein shook his head and said,"I was careless. I forgot to dead bolt the door."

The Invisible Man went trick or treating on Halloween. Unfortunately, since no one could see him coming when he rang the door, the Invisible Man did not receive any candy. The Mummy felt sorry for the Invisible Man. Consequently, the Mummy gave the Invisible Man all of his candy. "I only wanted to keep the wrappers anyway," said the Mummy.

Two Death Eaters wandered around the countryside causing all kinds of mischief. They turned rabbits into dragons and donkeys into snakes. After awhile, the two Death Eaters decided to relax by an old oak tree. As one Death Eater said to the other, "I think we ought to sit here for a spell."