Halloween Jokes

Many well meaning christian organizations oppose Halloween and all the things that go with the holiday. Whether it's trick or treating, outlandish costumes or whatever it is they object to, these people are missing the point of Halloween, which is to have fun and a little masquerading never hurt anyone, right?

Lighten up and enjoy a little Halloween humor with some Halloween jokes!

Halloween Joke #1: What do children trick or treating and politicians campaigning have in common?
They both involve people going door to door pretending to be something they're not.

Halloween joke #2: Why does Transylvania have vampires and the U.S. has the IRS ?
Transylvania had first choice.

Halloween joke #3: what do rednecks give as treats to trick or treaters?
beef jerky, a NASCAR keychain and a $10 off coupon at Bubba's Tattoo Emporium.

Halloween joke #4: what is the most original redneck Halloween costume?
a high school graduate.

Halloween joke #5: what is Tennessee head man Lane Kiffin dressing up as on Halloween?
a big time football coach.

Halloween joke #6: what was George W. Bush's Halloween costume the last 8 years?
President.

Halloween joke #7: what is Dick Cheney's Halloween costume?
a marksman.

Halloween joke #8: what is Nancy Pelosi's Halloween costume?
I don't know, but people keep asking her where her broom is.

Halloween joke #9: why are Russian trick or treaters so polite?
'cause they know Sarah Palin is watching from her backyard.

Halloween joke #10: what do people tell rednecks the day after Halloween?
"Halloween's over, you can take off your costume".

Halloween joke #11: what do vampires and rednecks have in common?
they both sleep all day, carouse all night, and are a pain in everyone else's neck.

Halloween joke #12: how do rednecks ward off vampires?
banjo music.

Halloween joke #13: why does it go dark at the haunted house on Halloween?
they saw the Duggar family coming and only had 50 pounds of Halloween candy.