Halloween Trick

There went my windows,
there went my car.
Smashed by a brick,
and jam in a jar.

My pet cat is hiding,
poor thing had a scare.
He's under my porch,
and missing some hair.

My tree has been "T.P'd",
and bushes been cut.
My grass is now pink,
and so is my mutt.

My sidewalk has chalk pictures,
my driveway full of rocks.
I can't find my mail,
heck, where's my mail box?"

I sit on my porch,
paper bag in my sight.
I know not to open,
i smell the hidden delight.

Halloween has passed,
no candy from me.
The kids found my letter,
replied back, you see.

Wait till next year
when I get the hounds.
I'm buying detectors,
some m-80 rounds.

I"ll get water pistols,
water blasters too.
I'll show them who's boss
with my own bag of doo.

I will not break!
I will not buy!
fifty cents worth of candy,
I will not try!

Come back next year!
I give you a dare.
You did not move me,
your intimidation did not scare!

Knock all you like,
ring the doorbell too!
You will not see me,
then you"ll get the clue.

Candy won't be served,
Hang your head to the floor.
(The candy's in the bowl,
to the left of the door).