Halt Yer Stopping & Get to Drinking: A Review of Ol' Red Ceast & Desist Wee Heavy Ale from Erie Brewing Co

I know that it probably seems like a conspiracy against my home state that two reviews in a row featured Erie Brewing Co. selections but I can assure you that it's purely coincidental. I bought them nearly two weeks apart but they happened to settle in the beer drawer of the fridge just right and now I will have imbibed them accordingly. This is a boon!

Not the heaviest wee in the world but it certainly brings out the scraggly wire bristles on my eyebrows to squiggle and dance their follicular gravitas and grand glandularistic ritual. Ol' Red the Scotchy had it right when he lifted his kilt and tea-bagged the blue-eyed world of bland beers and said, "Arrr...ye zeed begs do not make dah mun bud dey certainly ken make him heppy if he points dem in da r-r-r-r-r-oight di-rection."

Now I'm pointing you knob-nuzzlers down the straight and narrow with this hard sinker of malty proportions. Thank me later and wear your knickers so that I don't have to see your hideous junk piles.

10.10% ABV

-Wörtwurst