Hanging from a Rope

Hanging from a rope, or running off the road.
Cyanide in your cereal, or choking on a toad.
Fighting naked with a bear, or falling on your sword.
Getting hit by a truck, or dying cause your bored.
Lying on the railroad tracks, or jumping into lava.
Sinking into quicksand, or drinking too much java.
Getting stabbed behind a bar, or eating a poison snack.
Tanning too long in the sun, or overdosing on crack.
There are many ways to end it all, but some are "fun" to see.
Like exploding in an atom bomb, or running into a tree.
This poem has been fun to write, I hope its plain to tell.
Its morbidly hilarious, do you think I'm going to hell?

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