Happiness is a Filthy Llama Launching Spit Projectiles
Sit, stare, watch the morons
Pointing with their mocking fingers, their children
Eating snowcones that melt into sugary water and
Crying out for balloons
Causing a little vein to pulsate on a father's forehead
Winning a mother's exasperated capitulation
"Mom, what's that?"
"Why, Timmy, it's a llama."
"It looks stupid."
No response.
NO RESPONSE?
I aim an assailing spitwad at the little brat
Bing!! Right between the eyes
That's right, cry you little bastard
At least I can see my cage
My bars are made of steel
When you finally see yours
You'll bawl until your eyes look bruised
Just like your parents probably did
Stop crying...
What'dya expect from a llama, kid?
Published by Bryan A. Meluch
Bryan A. Meluch is of Flemish descent. No, not that kind of phlegm. Although, he is a chain smoker, and enjoys coffee. So he is both of Flemish origin and is the origin of much phlegm. He also enjoys Tae Kwa... View profile
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Post a Comment"Bing!! Right between the eyes"...a truly satisfying image.