Happy Father's Day Messages for Dad

In case you happen to purchase a Father's Day card this year that does not happen to have a witty saying, or a heartfelt message, here are some possible messages that you can use:

"To the man who helped me learn to ride a bike, catch a fish, and cheered when I hit my first baseball, happy Father's Day Dad. You're the Best!"

"You waited up for me til the early morning when I rebelled, you chewed me out and grounded me when I needed to be, no matter how much I fought you. Even though you seemed like a monster, I know now you had the best planned out for me all along. Thanks for everything Dad!"

"To the man who was there when I needed him to protect me from the hurts and evils of the world, happy Father's Day Dad!"

Some of the more humorous writings you can put in that may get you in a little bit of trouble:

"Dad, although you never got me a prostitute for my 18th birthday, you're still the best! Happy Father's Day Dad!"

"To the man who scared away all my boyfriends, grounded me every day of school, and who made me not trust another man at all, Happy Father's Day Dad!"

"To the man who donated sperm to my mother so many years ago, thanks for donating half of my DNA! Happy Father's Day!"