Happy Valentine's Day, Brought to You by Viagra ©

Don't forget the flowers, chocolates, dinner reservations and the Viagra. Starting February 14^th concerned members of the Valentine's Day crowd can get four of the magic blue pills without prescription just in time for the big day! Provided you reside in the UK. This is breaking news just reported on the Fox News Network.

Viagra, the little blue erectile dysfunction treatment is an everyday word all over the world. With chemically induced virility, modern man can be the MAN! Now in one of the most brilliant of advertising campaigns, Viagra will be available without prescription for that most special of all lover's holidays.

All the aspiring Valentine has to do is answer a few simple questions for the apothecaries and he can rise to salute the special day. While other approved medications are available for the formally unadmitted to malady, Viagra is still the industry leader and it's stock is rising.

While Viagra is safe, certain individuals with heart and other conditions are not recommend for the miracle pill. While unlikely, the condition of prolonged erection is a potential side effect. This side effect can be painful but enjoyable for a time. Other side effects, photophobia, palpitations, sneezing and headaches are possible but often overlooked in the heat of the moment.

Pfizer, the drug's developer and manufacturer has enlisted the likes of Bob Dole and Pele as spokespersons in their extremely effective marketing campaign. Viagra sales have grown and grown despite competition in this swelling niche market.

Abuse of the wonder drug is on the rise. When used in conjunction with illegal drug Ecstasy, Viagra is believed to counteract one of the undesirable side effect of the popular club drug. This attempt to counter act the downside of an illegal drug with the upside of legal drug is not advisable.

When that special day arises, there is one use of Viagra the user should remember in case the romantic signals should be crossed. Should the user's advances not be desired, a portion of the Viagra capsule dissolved in water will double the life of cut flowers.

Have a happy and reproductive Valentine's Day with Viagra.

Sources: Fox News, Wikipedia